Jinx you owe me a placard

stefani-germanotta:The “do it”s of Star Wars (requested by...

Wed, 27 Jun 2018 11:29:07 -0400

The “do it”s of Star Wars (requested by @cinammino)

quirrelsturban: psiblue: the-whovian-down-baker-street: Millennials and Gen Z: Trump shows signs...

Wed, 27 Jun 2018 11:28:16 -0400

psiblue:

the-whovian-down-baker-street:

Millennials and Gen Z: Trump shows signs of being a genocidal dictator, we shouldn’t vote for him

Baby boomers: OOOOO Is your Safe Space being violated by his comments snowflake??? How AWFUL IT must be to have a REAL man for president instead of OoOoBamA

Trump, after being voted into office: *leaves the UN human rights council, puts hundreds of young children into prison camps and tent cities, takes away valuable items like rosaries similar to the removal of rings during the Holocaust, puts babies and toddlers into foster homes/orphanages, literally treats ACTUAL CHILDREN like prisoners for wanting a better life elsewhere*

Baby boomers: oh….oh no….

Millennials and Gen Z: *stare into the camera like they’re on the office*

bold of you to assume the boomers have reached the “oh no” point

^^^

hogwarts memes

Wed, 27 Jun 2018 11:26:53 -0400

parseltonquinq:

classicantics:

sleepyysalamiri:

caffeinepants:

yourjacketisnowdry:

tawghasa:

bookavid:

devilrie:

- everyone answering “no, i’m fred” to “are you [insert Y/N]” even hermione
- everything draco does ever
- calling blast ended skrewts “power bottoms”
- calling newt scamander bad variations of his name like nerd sandwicher etc
- colin creevey using that one picture he managed to get of hermione punching draco as a reaction image
- shouting “spank me daddy” at the whomping willow
- [pointing at random object] that’s a portkey
- every single cat is professor mcgonagall

why

- POTTER

- ever since snape’s “bottle fame, brew fortune” speech students just go on and on with it - “flambé success, bake brilliance” “Can you tutor me in charms?” “TUTOR you? I can teach you how to SAUTÉ EXCELLENCE.”

- [random object] is totally a hufflepuff

- remember that game where someone yells “SHATNER” and you have to overact? same thing except it’s “TRELAWNEY” and you have to use whatever you’re holding to make a ludicrous prediction

- a more popular variation is “LOCKHART” to make up a pompous story about using whatever you’re holding to drive the [monster] out of [town]

- calling hippogriffs “leggy birbs”

- “Our beloved headmaster Albert Dumpsterfire/Aqueous Disillusionment/Aberdeen Decapitation…”

- shitty incantations ( “The Graying Hair Charm? Make-me-bloody-ancient-osia.” )

reblogging for albert dumpsterfire xD

-the dumbledore one, except you keep adding incorrect names, like albert pensive wallace herbert richard flamingo sherbet tango luthor…

-*peeves appears* IT DAT BOI

-”i’d rather be petrified”

-”so a shack gets to scream and it’s all normal and haunted, but when i do it i’m disturbing class and a nuisance”

I will sell my soul for all of this in a fic

choppedlesbian:please help ben tallmadge

Wed, 27 Jun 2018 11:24:36 -0400

choppedlesbian:

please help ben tallmadge

avpdqueen: me? constantly afraid of being abandoned and replaced? hell yes

Wed, 27 Jun 2018 11:24:03 -0400

avpdqueen:

me? constantly afraid of being abandoned and replaced? hell yes

meeglemore: smallswingshoes: gahdamnpunk: Her tuition so damn...

Wed, 27 Jun 2018 11:06:11 -0400

meeglemore:

smallswingshoes:

gahdamnpunk:

Her tuition so damn high she can wear whatever tf she wants

Spite goals

There’s a better thing to her story. She CONTINUED her thesis in her underwear and afterward her professor said “what would your mother think wearing those kinds of clothes”

And she responded “my mother’s a feminist also a gender and sexuality studies professor. She’s fine with my shorts”

the-entire-eternal-spiral: when the group chat gets wild and...

Wed, 27 Jun 2018 11:02:57 -0400

the-entire-eternal-spiral:

when the group chat gets wild and you get a meme idea

pipcomix: susanpevensle: today i had a man tell me, in all earnest, that i obviously wasn’t very...

Wed, 27 Jun 2018 11:00:59 -0400

pipcomix:

susanpevensle:

today i had a man tell me, in all earnest, that i obviously wasn’t very good at my classical studies degree because zeus only had one son, hercules - his source was the disney movie hercules

#it would be easier to list the sons zeus does not have

greynvi: a gifset of planet facts because i rlly love...

Wed, 27 Jun 2018 11:00:05 -0400

greynvi:

a gifset of planet facts because i rlly love space!!

//please dont remove caption!

jinxtoposition: trans-mouse: This is the funniest thing I’ve...

Wed, 27 Jun 2018 10:46:11 -0400

jinxtoposition:

trans-mouse:

This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks. Literally, I’ve never been this funny in my entire goddamn life

“wrong! you owe me seven dollars”

tacticalpineapple: theajesaysashe: itsvegetasamahoe: The...

Wed, 27 Jun 2018 10:30:31 -0400

tacticalpineapple:

theajesaysashe:

itsvegetasamahoe:

The Amazing world of Gumball writers have been unleashed

AND THAT IS THE TEA

THE WAY THEY ALL DO THAT SUCK IN A BREATH THROUGH THE TEETH AND UNFORTUNATE MMM SOUND THE WAY WE DO I’M DYING

outcastsuggestion:it sucks how trapped i feel in my body and my mind, i want to escape but i can’t...

Wed, 27 Jun 2018 10:29:32 -0400

outcastsuggestion:

it sucks how trapped i feel in my body and my mind, i want to escape but i can’t and it’s like im almost suffocating

i-remember-there-was-mist:Guys. Stop what you’re doing and look...

Wed, 27 Jun 2018 00:38:31 -0400

i-remember-there-was-mist:

Guys. Stop what you’re doing and look at these unbelievable charts made by asthebelltolls, who allowed me to share them with all of you. Send love their way, because this is gorgeous and fabulous! Thank you SO MUCH!
(And if you’re not sure about where your voice sits, check out this post for some help!)

templeait:oh would you be so kind as to fall in love with me?

Wed, 27 Jun 2018 00:00:07 -0400

templeait:

oh would you be so kind as to fall in love with me?

esther-edwards-burr: uter-fist: uter-fist: weloveshortvideos: ...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 23:57:58 -0400

esther-edwards-burr:

uter-fist:

uter-fist:

weloveshortvideos:

when a baby is crying in the background and you use slow it down on snapchat

FUCK

why does this always make me hysterical oh my fucking god

Photo

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 23:57:32 -0400

burrspistol: in a weird shitty mood so i sketched burr and...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 23:54:57 -0400

burrspistol:

in a weird shitty mood so i sketched burr and hamilton

Photo

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 23:53:18 -0400

turecepcja:Drawings by Visothkakvei

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 23:50:39 -0400

turecepcja:

Drawings by Visothkakvei

Video

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 23:49:08 -0400